Most horrifying video ever…. until you watch it again haha

I laughed so  hard the second time

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When you see your parents give your sibling money…

the-silly-bitch:

My turn.

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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM.

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Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

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averagefuture:

robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay

haha-l-m-a-o:

occupythetardis:

Are you ever just like

　

Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.

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